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Hallo Ihr Lieben!
Zum heutigen Fest also hier der absolut politisch korrekte Gruß (leider "nur" in Englisch).
Ich ganz persönlich jedenfalls wünsch Euch allen ein wunderschönes Yulfest!
LG, kitten
I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. But here goes:
Dear Friends,
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, (not too personal) and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, physical ability, religion or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him self or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer:
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message however; a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
Merry Christmas,... oops..... :-Ö
Zum heutigen Fest also hier der absolut politisch korrekte Gruß (leider "nur" in Englisch).
Ich ganz persönlich jedenfalls wünsch Euch allen ein wunderschönes Yulfest!
LG, kitten
I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. But here goes:
Dear Friends,
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, (not too personal) and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, physical ability, religion or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him self or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer:
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message however; a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
Merry Christmas,... oops..... :-Ö
Aber was ich so aus meinem "Dunstkreis" gehört habe, war das wohl nicht nur bei mir persönlich so. Den Stress mit Job und "Peter VoIP" habt Ihr ja mitbekommen, die restlichen Schicksalsschläge waren wesentlich schlimmer und sehr persönlicher Natur. Und Ende Oktober kam noch ein heftiger (von mir unverschuldeter) Autounfall dazu. Wie gesagt, alles in allem, ein großer Haufen Mist. Darum war ich auch selten online.
